Every month I put out an illustrated short story for the adult public.

 

It's disturbingly psychological, painfully poetic, nasty, and deeply funny.

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but there's not enough room for everyone...

If you want to gain access to this content you will have to submit this  form. A member from our team will get back to you with a few follow up questions. Depending on your eligibility, you will gain access to the files.

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Please, please do not contact me directly about this opportunity. I will not be responding to any inquiries whatsoever regarding this. 

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Especially not begging. Please stop, you're embarrassing yourself. And you're annoying me and wasting my time. 

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Just fill out the form and await a reply. Then respond to the follow up questions. And. If. You. Are. Eligible. We. Will. Let. You. Know.

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End of Story.

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